Creep-Kabob

A creepy person.

Friend 1: Did you see how that guy was staring at us as we walked by?

Friend 2: Yeah, he’s a real creep-kabob.

Ew, such a creep-kabob.

I felt so uncomfortable what a creep-kabob.

by Scarlett Snow March 21, 2019

Shrimp kabobing

The sexual act of sliding ones penis between another persons toes-each stroke between a different pair of toes

He did some quick shrimpin’ to lube her toes up for a thorough shrimp kabobing between her toes.

by Big Shrimpin’ August 16, 2019

Shish Kabob

A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing

You can face f*** me but only if we shish kabob.

by DogeBoneGravesite April 20, 2021

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Kabob twister

When you are in the middle of a threesome and you flip the partner in the air to switch holes.

“me and Chad last night gave Suzy a kabob twister to freshen up the day.”

by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 4, 2019

Shush Kabob

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.

If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.

by Queafer September 12, 2013

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021