juan.

juan.

juan.

by juan. October 26, 2020

Juan

Juan, isn't just a name. Juan is how the beaners fresh out of the border say "one".

Ex. 1
Mexican guy: "Hey Mami, you are da numba juan!"
Ex 2.
Mexican guys: "Hola, can you give me juan beer please?"

by smolltiddies October 14, 2019

Juan

A border-crosser with a dream to become the ultimate gardener.

(Oh, I forgot it was John in Spanish.)

"I think the John is secretly a Juan! Nah, he's German"

by TheMechanicRob March 25, 2016

Juan

a person without a green card or any sort of citizenship

Juan over there fresh off the border

by Steve527 May 14, 2019

Juan

A big nose scarcastic little shit! He can be a dick at times but loves his family!

Juan is a professional liar and doesn't know when to quit sometimes but that's okay , he's cool

by JHungJDangle August 9, 2017

Juan

He is very short and looks like Abu. He gets mad a lot and looks like a monkey when he does.

MELANIE: JUAN, YOU ARE SO SHORT
JUAN: DONT TALK TO ME!

by JUANTHEMADMONKEY October 18, 2019

Juan

a nigga that dont respect women

Juan is such a THOT (Sad Frosty voice)

by Los Angeles Times October 1, 2018