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Jordie

The act of ejaculating on a farting man’s anus then screaming the British national anthem in the time it takes to finish the act .
Last night me and prince Philip pulled a JORDIE.

Oh nice how far did you get through the anthem?

God save your Gracious king
by Old Lizzie September 15, 2022
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Jordis

The teachers pet. A tall bitch that’s a goodie two shoes and is rude and an asswipe but around grown ups she’s an angel. Brags about literally everything, always wants to be first and brings people down.
Person one “you know Jordis?”
Person two “oh yeah that bitch
by Vans that steal babys March 21, 2019
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Jordi

Damn thats Jordi tha sickest dude
by mofucka666 December 10, 2018
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Jordy

Jordy is a sexy ass man with a sexy ass gf named irisha and he loves her and will fuck her in the backseat any day😍
Jordy is irisha’s girlfriend.
by Poggers🍖🍖 November 21, 2023
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naughty jordy

When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest
“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”
by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020
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Internal Jordy Panick

When your cute Jordy boyfriend does something adorable, incredible, worth of praising, hot or all of the above. How to identify it? First of all, your boyfriend HAS to be named Jordan and be an INTJ. This is strictly requiered for the Internal Jordy Panick to take place. Secondly, as your Jordy does something amazing, you'll get a tingling sensation in your stomach, and will immediately want to hug him or kiss him, or even fuck him, or all of the above. And just shower him with love until
"My boyfriend just made such a brilliant obeservation. I'm having an internal Jordy Panick"
by MikahTheGayMess September 26, 2020
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Jordis

she is BADDD she so fine. she so dainty and cute but funny and sexy at the same time. something about her that is so attractive and u just wanna be in her. she’s short and blonde and thickkkkk. she’s got hoes too but she loyal af if she want u.
damn that girl fine

ya she’s such a jordis!
by inmyroom2726 November 23, 2021
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