Jordan

A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.

Me: Hey Jordan wanna get a cup of coffee?
Jordan: Nah I would rather suck some dick, sorry

by hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou September 2, 2019

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Jordan

The prettiest girl you know. She lights up any room she walks into. Always finds a way to make you smile. She is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment. Even though she acts like a five year old. She always tries her best even when things get rough and never forgets about her friends when they need her. She often gets tired because she spends all day doing her best for the people around her. She often doesn’t realize how amazing she is because she doesn’t spend enough time thinking about herself. She is the most lovable person you’ll ever meet, especially because she looks like a koala. She is very caring and sweet but is also very strong and independent when you need her to be. She is very unlikely to come by so if you ever find one do not take it lightly. It is almost impossible to miss her, she will stand out in any crowd, truly one in a million. The perfect girl.

I can’t believe how lucky I am to have my jordan.

I wish I had someone like jordan.

by Mart93 November 18, 2018

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Jordan's usually have blue eyes brownish Blonde hair . He can usually be found working at sonic .

Wow look there's Jordan

by Casecase67 August 29, 2017

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The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3

"My Jordan is the better then any other Jordan's in the world"

by ~ Bbygirl August 8, 2016

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Jordan is an all around awesome dude! He is smart, hot, and will rock your freakin world baby! He can be a bit crazy at times, but at the end of the day he just turns you on and makes you crazy (if you're a girl)! Most girls would kill to get within 5 feet of this amazing hunk....I could go on and on about Jordan but you just have to meet him... He's just awesome!!

Girl #1: Omg! Who is that sexy beast walking towards us?
Girl#2: I'm not sure, but he looks like...PERFECTION!
Girl#3: I agree! I bet you $100 his name is Jordan!

by blacktupus October 10, 2011

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