Jonathansexual

When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I am a simp for Jonathan?!?!! So ima Jonathansexual!!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

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jonathansexual

When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp for Jonathan ? So I’m a Jonathansexual 🙄🤌🏻

by Luna Michael January 24, 2021

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Johnathan Alvarez

A very cool person that likes playing hexanaut.io on coolmathgames.com also he licks up dominick Rojas's cum stain

did you know that Johnathan Alvarez fucked dominick and licked up his cum??!!
WHATATATTA

by I.bully.zoophiles.forfun April 21, 2022

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hot johnathan

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.

Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan

by Pong water September 5, 2019

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A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.

God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!

by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014