John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An
American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good
guy using a
thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".
Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses
like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his
ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a
retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years