by Lilyanna July 31, 2017

He's a bitch.
by USAtexasStrong June 23, 2017

An amazing boy that makes you cry and steals your heart. He's not yours and he's older than you by 2 years. She's pretty and it hurts but hey make a great couple. You may love him forever.
Me: I have another problem.
BFF: it's not about Joey again is it?
Me: well yeah his gf is amazing
BFF: another night of crying for u?
BFF: it's not about Joey again is it?
Me: well yeah his gf is amazing
BFF: another night of crying for u?
by ILoveHimIthurts <3 November 3, 2013

by Laceyiscrazy123 August 25, 2018

the sweetest, loveable, sexiest, boy a girl could dream of. A total asshole to people who piss him or his girl off.
What happened to you?
I went over tryin to hit on that girl.
so??
well this guy came up and beat the shit outta me.
hahahaha. nobody told you?
told me what?
that girl is joei's girl.
don't fuck with him or her.
complete badasses.
I went over tryin to hit on that girl.
so??
well this guy came up and beat the shit outta me.
hahahaha. nobody told you?
told me what?
that girl is joei's girl.
don't fuck with him or her.
complete badasses.
by jamie [mf] clark October 16, 2008

A joey is usually the name one stoned person gives to another stoned person as they start to do everything they tell em to, everything!
by Xa3r0 August 16, 2006

A slang term for a person with Down’s syndrome or other severe learning difficulties, suitable for use in circumstances where the terms ‘spastic’ and ‘retard’ are difficult to use
Dave you Joey, don’t lick your fingers and put them in the electrical socket.
Half a pound of nuts and bolts, half a pound of a plastic. Put them in a washing machine, out comes a Joey.
Half a pound of nuts and bolts, half a pound of a plastic. Put them in a washing machine, out comes a Joey.
by 2can Chu May 30, 2019
