dry jerker

A person who masturbates without the use of any lubrication.

I need some lotion so I won't be a dry jerker.

by Dissuxba11s August 22, 2009

Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

by Robby Martin December 6, 2006

boot jerker

The act of jerking your bologna into any kind of boot. Being turned on by a cowboy boot, orthopedic boot, hooker boot, stripper boot or work boot or any sort of boot. Getting freaky with synthetic or any animal skin boot.

Homeboy likes to jerk his one eyed pocket snake into a boot. There's a snake in my boot. Homeboy is a low down boot jerker

by Madame Breaux psychic April 19, 2018

Curtain Jerker

- Extremely violent defecation.
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!

Hence, the term "curtain jerker"

"Brian ate so many habanero's, I bet he's going to have a "curtain jerker" tonight!"

"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"

"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"

by Poohbah540 July 3, 2014

beef jerker

-A professional beef jerky maker.

-One who likes giving bulls handjobs.

Jack Links beef jerky is made by beef jerkers

by pork jerker August 20, 2010

Tear Jerker

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by Joey X September 16, 2008

jerermy

Dick suckingasshole

Oh look it's dickducking jerermy

by Jesrid May 3, 2018