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jedi fountain

The neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of B vitamins, or drinking an energy drink.
I can't drink any more Monster, just went to the bathroom and I already have a jedi fountain going on.
by Redrocker November 17, 2014
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The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving
Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit
by Dots365 October 21, 2016
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Potato Jedi

A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.
guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.

guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi
by wowowowowowowowow_haram November 15, 2017
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The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.
Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020
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sexual jedi

a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.
basically all the jedis are sexual jedis
by young_Wetzle March 25, 2010
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accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.
Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.
by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013
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Jedi Realism

1) A group of individuals who believe in the Force.
2) A group of individuals seeking spiritual and personal development in an effort to affect the world around them in positive ways.
3) A group of diverse individuals believing Jedi Realism as either a way of life, philosophy or religion.
4) Beliefs springing from the ideas spun by Joseph Campbell, with George Lucas' terminology
Temple of the Jedi Order
Temple of the Jedi Force
Force Academy
Jedi Sanctuary
Institute for Jedi Realists Studies
Order of the New Dawn
Jedi Resource Center
Jedi Realism
by RanSpirits November 6, 2009
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