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Jayden

An idiotic, stupid, and dumb person that generally is a complete waste of human garbage.
Man, you gotta stop, you’re acting like such a Jayden.
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Jayden

Means cock as in smells like cock and nickname is “cock”
I’m going to whip out my Jayden”
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Jayden

jayden is stupid
by domdom_13 June 7, 2019
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Jayden

Jayden is the most trust worthy person in the world. You can always count on her, because she will never let you down.The reason Jayden is so trust worthy is because she knows how it feels to be hurt. She will always take care of you and will do anything to prove that. "I love you" rarely ever comes out of her mouth so if she tells you she loves you then she means it. The one thing you should never do to Jayden is take don't advantage of her, her family or the people she loves. Because Jayden may look like a soft and easy going person but when it comes to the people she loves she is aggressive, terrifying , frightening and combative. If Jayden fall in love with someone it want be easy to get her to stop. She is loyal, devoted, true,passionate, caring, honest, goofy, loud, mischievous, playful, bold, has no filter and is VERY VERY smart. Even though she may act slow, and stupid, Jayden will blow you away with how smart she is. She may even say, "Playing dumb gets you places", and she is very right about that. If you find a Jayden don't let her go. She may even find you.
Joe: Did you see that new girl??
Conner: Yeah..She is totally a JAYDEN!!
by Its mE YAll April 17, 2019
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Jayden

Jayden is a depressing girl and very anti-social, she doesn’t really get along with other people because she has anxiety.
Hey Jayden you okay.......?
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Jayden

A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.

Small dick

Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)

He scares the hoes away

His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal

His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”

Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022
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Jayden

Jayden is one of those guys that is such a big player at school. He isn't on the football team, he is a soccer player and he's super cute but is also really hot. He has dated tons of girls and flirts with you a lot. He is the kind of guy that you really want to date but you're just not his type.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh. Jayden is so hot."
Person 2: "I know, did I tell you that he plays soccer too?"
Person 1: "Ahhh I wish he would just date me."
by thatonechurchgirl January 22, 2020
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