Java Guest

The name for the creatures who use irc java chat. They come and start randomily ranting or cussing about 'sex0rzsff' 'pokemoins' or even 'havck0ringz'. Javas tend to create words in the english language on the fly, and never make sense. The concept of font size, spelling, and basic self-control are lost to Java Guests. It is important to remember to never say hi to one for then they start focusing on you, after their real goal: cyber sex. If you did make a mistake and contect one, you can not ignore them, this will cause them to start flooding for no reason. Your only choice is to /ignore.

*Guest2345 has joined#mIRC
Guest2345> hey sup all
Guest2345> sup
Guest2345> marlitof ssdv
britney> hey
Guest2345> hey wuts up
Guest2345> wanna cybersd
britney> No :/
Guest2345> sajksdav
Guest2345> sdda
Guest2345> dfggdtre544545er
Guest2345> PIKACGHUPIKACHU
Guest2345> sder3433324ewewd
*Guest2345 has QUIT ( Quit )
@ace> Wtf was that?

by markFBI March 25, 2005

Java Dick

Dipping your dick in a cup of (warm) coffee before your girlfriend sucks off the frothy goodness.

Sabrina likes my Java Dick

by spc_rand May 22, 2010

java

java - variation of Lata =Later = Catcha later = bye

"java steve"
"stop fuckn saying java, later"
"..java"

by waade March 21, 2005

java job

To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.

Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.

by Maxamillion Man April 25, 2006

RSPS java

The deformed java that RSPS developers use to create there game.

RSPS java is like if T X had a baby. Its all deformed and retarded.

by TEE AX August 9, 2008

Java School

A term coined by Joel Spolsky to denote universities that teach only one ’easy‘ programming language, most commonly Java as a means to dumb down computer science education to make it more accessible for idiots.

A university that teaches Java is not necessarily a Java school. A Java school is characterized not by the presence of Java on the curriculum, but by the absence of ‘hard’ programming languages such as C or Lisp that help students gain deeper insight into programming.

Graduates of Java schools are at a loss when presented with a problem that is slightly different from one they saw before.

Joe: Man, Freds code totally sucks. He has SingletonFactoryFactories all over the place.
Jim: Yeah, he's from a Java school. I dunno what idiot hired him.

by Bluuberducker April 18, 2010

Java-whore

A whore who hangs out in the back of a coffee shop giving blow jobs and whatnot.

Whoah rick did you see that java-whore behind starbucks.

by ErikTheBlackster May 21, 2011