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Jalen Lee

Jalen Lee is the best person to ever exist in this world. He is caring, smart, ambitious, sexy, athletic, hot, and nice. He is the PERFECT friend, boyfriend, and husband. But too bad because this perfect man is Ashley’s ❤️
“His name is Jalen Lee
by ashash10 November 22, 2021
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Jalen’s mom

The mom of a Jalen she is always curvy and has a fat juicy ass
Damn that’s a fine ass milf she must be a Jalen’s mom.
by Idc.livid November 21, 2021
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jalen

jalen is the funniest person to be around,gives comfort when needed
i wish i was with a jalen
by joug December 31, 2020
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Jalen Bell

A real nigga. Plays Osu! and pulls gamer girls in the middle of Valorant matches. Rol's counterpart and only exist in this wolrd to combat Rol's overwhelming asian gaming power with the will of niggalations 18:3:4 -Jalen Bell will always Osu! game on you niggas.
Jalen Bell say "fr!!!!"
by Gamer Extreme 420 January 2, 2021
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Jalen

Jalen is a bitch ass nigga who suck dick for a living but ain’t got shit going on with his life but wanna be on food stamps and play the game all day broke nigga shit
Jalen is a broke ass nigga
by Jahnialanee February 28, 2021
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Jalen

A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).
Ew, what is that guy doing sniffing the kid's used clothes? There's no doubt, it must be a Jalen!
by belvitagod1029 July 15, 2022
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How to defend Jalen

Impossible, non existent, can’t happen
How to defend Jalen. You can’t goofy
by How to defend Jalen July 17, 2022
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