Facebook Judas

n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.

n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.

by Oregander May 5, 2009

Fucking Judas

Quote off of Superbad.

Evan: You really bitched out back there.
Seth: I bitched out? You bitched out! Fucking Judas.

by ThEcReEpYgUyInYoUrClOsEt July 26, 2009

Curly Judas

When someone with otherwise straight or well-kept hair, has a single rebellious curl; usually on the fringe.

Person 1 "Nick's hair is looking great today"

Person 2 "Yeah, its well groomed except for that luscious streak of a Curly Judas; just like his personality."

by Curly Judas June 11, 2013

Kiss of Judas

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.

Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.

by R@D December 17, 2016

oh my judas

When it's as cold outside as Judas Iscariots heart when he betrayed Jesus.

Oh my Judas! it's freezing out here!

by CbooboobearK March 13, 2017

Cuban Judas

Word given to a traitor of Cuban origin.

Matt is a Cuban Judas.

by Dutch (Matt's Mom's a MILF) May 1, 2003

swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.

Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.

by kingswooper July 22, 2009