If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!
A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022
Pussy whooped ass nigga the fights over other girls and flashes his gun bc he is a pussy and don’t want the smoke
Real nigga:” bruh Johnathan is a pussy bro he didn’t want fade”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”
by You’re whooped October 02, 2019
A delusional little man that believes he is a all knowing profit. Avoid being friends with a Johnathan as they will steal all your eggs and rice. They also have a 4 inch cock
by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023
Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back
by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017
Johnathan is a nice guy but he’s kind of a crackhead. He shares with people and he’s funny. He has some what a lot of friends and be gets along with a lot of people. He’s a PRO GAMER and he love Fortnite.
by Papaws February 09, 2020
an asshole
"dude, Johnathan is such an asshole, I've tried to help her through her problems but she is ruining my fucking life!" -some jellie roleplayer
by not twisty :p December 27, 2021