Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
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a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.
johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.
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by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023
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B: Yea, he failed his test right?
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by Magnolian November 18, 2021
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by You’re whooped October 1, 2019
Get the Johnathanmug. Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love. Most of the time gay , but they tend to deny it
They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?"
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They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?"
Steph: "He's Johnathan, Very cool once you get to know him."
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by Kynng April 11, 2020
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