John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
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The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
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The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.
by Muddcutie February 19, 2022
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The John Cena

The John Cena is when a girl is riding you, and you start to cum. She doesn't know as you are yelling as loud as you can "U can't c me"
I was fucking this shawty last night , she rode my dick like a wave pool. Sh started to orgasm just as I was cumming in her that. I gave her the John Cena and started yelling "U can't C me"
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John Cena

Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.

Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
John Cena is a person's name.
by VU1218 February 13, 2016
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