Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.

Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"

by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014

Trader Joe's

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.

I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.

by matchflame July 28, 2004

See you at Joe's?

Words uttered by teenagers as they prepare themselves for a cult-like tradition in which anything could happen.

Tommy: See you at Joe's?
Ryan: Hell yeah man

by jepsos September 18, 2018

Trader Joe's

A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.

by R.W.P. September 23, 2003

joeshit

Another term for bullshit!

JOE- "Yeah my dad has keys to the milton keynes bowl"
(PAT AND BEN SLOWLY TURN AND GLAZE AT EACHOTHER......PAT AND BEN AT THE SAME TIME SAY)

PAT&BEN- "What a bunch of joeshit!"
(THEY BOTH LAUGH!)

by ben tandoh May 6, 2008

Jonathan Joestar

He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-

ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-

"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by I miss Jonathan Joestar ; _ ; November 4, 2020

Trader Joe's

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

by Brian X July 9, 2003