Rodrick Jefferson

when you confuse rodrick heffley with rowley jefferson

person 1: hey, look, it's "rodrick jefferson"
person 2: what a fucking asshole, you don't even say it well

by LottieDottieChickenFan February 24, 2022

The Jefferson Maneuver

During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.

"Oh shit, he's pulling the Jefferson Maneuver"
"The what?"

by A Random Moped November 25, 2013

Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)

Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket

by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023

Flare/jefferson

A type of person who befriends,first he makes sure you’ll fall inlove with him,totally will say “i love you” to you and when you are comfortable being yourself around him he’ll call you annoying after a few days he’ll break your heart by saying he has a girlfriend 2hours ago.

Flare/jefferson is an hearthbreaker

by I have alot of friends. March 7, 2022

George Jefferson

The act of urinating on your sexual partner, starting at the crotch and "movin' on up" to the face

I gave my old lady the George Jefferson last night, and she loved every second of it!

by biggshow October 23, 2006

Dirty Jefferson

The act of giving or receiving a rim job that occurs anytime after the recipient has taken a shit and not showered afterwards.
Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.

"Hey I received a Dirty Jefferson off this chick last night"

"Damn, that's nasty!"

by Dong Megatron January 4, 2014

Jefferson's syndrome

to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence

I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down

by Isaac Semelwies March 21, 2013