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Jad

Noun; An obese, Balding old man, one that thinks he is the shit for no apparent reason.

The type of person to wear a hat everywhere for "style" but in reality is just hiding his ever growing soul patch.

The type of person to act "hard" and "gangsta" online, waving around BB guns in discord calls talking about nonexistent "racks"

But in reality this is someone who has no friends, a dead end job and their only outlet for happiness in their life is their thinning online "social group"

This person has no wife, doesn't even have a girlfriend or a sidepiece because not only are they incompetent in bed.

They are often extremely socially unaware and unpleasant to be around in general.

These traits are likely a product of being bullied continuously throughout early and mid childhood, resulting in the person withdrawing to online communities to avoid any real backlash from their personality.
"My best friend Jad and i are going to have an Epic weekend"
"oh yea? wyd?"

"Were gonna display our edgy fake personalities on discord, eat pizza and harass minority groups while we boast about how much money we dont actually make"

"wow, you really sound like a piece of shit, Andrew"

"... shut up F*****"
by SkullCrusher98 March 31, 2024
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Jad

I'm a big fan of his work, but he isn't quite at the Jad level yet.
by PhantomSwami May 16, 2019
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Jad

A synonym for cool or awesome it comes from the French word jhad which means cool, awesome or exciting depending on context.
That’s so jad, I’m so exited it’s going to be so jad
by anonymous August 4, 2024
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Jad

A man who is constantly running away from his fear of being Homo. He will always deny a Homosexual comment even though it is eating him on the inside. In other words he is in a war against his urges.
Jad- "I like men" ..... "Oh wait no homo its all good guys"

Everyone Else- "yep that guy is gay"
by Raoyn October 17, 2019
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Jad

Jad is someone who has a great history and experience in eating khanajer, although he might seem normal and quite, but he feeds on khanajer on daily basis.
Person 1: I just ate a khanjar in geography exam.
Person 2: Damn, you really are a jad..
by basharassad November 24, 2021
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Jad

You are diagnosed with Jad.
by HELLO IDIOTS November 20, 2019
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