operation iraqi liberation

Sophomoric acronym made up by drugged up socialist/leftists college kids, similar to Operation Iraqi Freedom, who believe the tripe of the left. For males, it gets them a lot of leftist 'tang. For females, it gives them the appearence of intelligence to rail against the establishment when it only serves to further demonstrate their naivete in world affairs.

Male war protestor: Bush is sofaking stupid, blah blah blah...only in it for oil...Operation Iraqi Liberation...blah blah blah.

Female lefty: I agree. It's not like he did it to get rid of a horrible dictator, his only motivation is oil. In fact, did you know that he needs refined petroleum so that he can breathe fire and eat babies?

Male War Protestor: Cool cool...wanna bang?

Female lefty: Sure!

by Wenton Chan May 13, 2005

Operation Iraqi Liberation

A myth of Operation Iraqi Freedom devised by the left wing propogandists to con the American public into thinking the operation initials were OIL. Actually, they are OIF. Wishful thinking.

Liberal: Wow look Operation Iraqi Liberation, the initials are OIL. Case closed!
Conservative: Actually, it's Operation Iraqi Freedom.

by Shortyafter November 12, 2004

iraqi face wash

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.

tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash

by pureblood420 April 15, 2009

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011

Iraqi Backdoor

The process of anal penetration with a goat.

After Toby Keith's concert, he got in a little bit of Iraqi backdoor before he donkey-punched your mom.

by Loopos October 5, 2010

Iraqi 10

A woman that, back in the United States, wouldnt rate more than a 6 on the female hotness scale, but during a war deployment, is treated as a "10" or a beauty queen, because there's no other women around.

Man, did you see that "butterface"?
You must not have been in-country long. Give it a month or two, and she will be an Iraqi 10 for you, dude.

by pl crusty October 1, 2016