Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)
If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.
IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)
If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.
IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick
-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023
Get the IOSmug. A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
I remember when the first .io game was released.
Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2020
Get the .iomug. by AAAAAAnnnnnnAPPPPPPPk November 13, 2016
Get the IOmug. by pearl ios rnrhrheh August 28, 2021
Get the pearl iosmug. by Maruchan ios October 21, 2020
Get the maruchan iosmug. A real ass nigga bro what can I say?
In fact… the realest of them all
He’s dumb , ugly and bitchless, he’s the perfect companion because he won’t try to steal your crush, or act smart in front of the bitches, cuz he terrified of em.
He’s gay !
Slatt
In fact… the realest of them all
He’s dumb , ugly and bitchless, he’s the perfect companion because he won’t try to steal your crush, or act smart in front of the bitches, cuz he terrified of em.
He’s gay !
Slatt
by Heli… November 22, 2021
Get the iOS Helimug. System that gets you jailed and make you spend money on it.
Go by a charger otherwise you screwed....
Go by a charger otherwise you screwed....
iOS: Hey can I get that app
Android: Just download it from website.................. . . .
iOS: Where do I put the SD card
Tim: You don't.
Android: Just download it from website.................. . . .
iOS: Where do I put the SD card
Tim: You don't.
by sSiumTRIliat February 9, 2025
Get the iOSmug.