Loz rox

instert something the best girl on earth, my Lauren, rox!

Lauren's a great girl, dude!
Yeh man, I know. Loz rox my jox!

by Felix November 9, 2004

hot beef insertion

the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina

I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.

by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 28, 2010

Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

Full Body Insertion

When a man inserts his entire body into the vagina of a very large, used woman.

"I met this big ass hookee last night. I payed $100 for a full body insertion."

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018

*Insert ultimate adversary*

Attempting to usurp God by way of transitive property.

Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

[insert cringe here]

Usually said after a dad joke is told.

So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here

by Lumby_Jack April 20, 2017

Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.

Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.

by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013