Incel

Someone who sits at home all day and can’t get the hint that the female is uninterested in them. They typically play golf or drive an automatic Camaro v6 engine that’s straight piped.

Michael is such an incel that he typically goes on binges of texting Danielle only to find out she is not interested in him .

by Dogpill5 January 24, 2022

Incel

An incel is someone who is undesirable by the opposing sex. Incels are socially awkward and lack the required skills to progress in life.

SHANE: why doesn't anyone want me?

Girl: because you're an incel you're gross you don't shower you dont have a job and you live with your mother.

by Randybobany November 26, 2020

Incel

A stupid pathetic male who can't get laid , and thinks his self-pity justifies violence.

I can't get any pussy. I am an incel *cries*

by Darkcosmos April 25, 2018

Incel

A term used to describe any male field grade officer that works in the Atlanta, JFHQ Building.

Bruh, JP used to be cool, now he just an incel with the rest of the O's at JFHQ.

by Walk-O September 27, 2019

incel

short for "involuntary celibate". often built like a discord mod, probably uses reddit, gets no bitches, says the hard r while being whiter than Wonder Bread, smells like Axe body spray and/or B.O., plays COD, and makes overused "i identify as an attack helicopter" jokes. has never felt the touch of another woman except that of his mother when she handed him snackies as a child.

synonyms: ausnox#8377

he uses the hard r *and* makes misogynistic jokes? wow, what a fucking incel.

by 3.14152932958 February 27, 2022

incel

involuntary celibate: someone who is celibate but doesn't want to be

"He's an incel. He tries to get dates every week but gets turned down all that time."

by Tojonto March 09, 2007

incel

Abbreviated term for the compound 'Involuntary Celibate'. In Darwinian terms a person deemed 'least fit to reproduce', manifested in social terms as someone unable to copulate due to the absence of even a single willing partner. More typically male than female. Hangs around on internet forums generally blaming females for this undesirable condition. Unable to compete on the level playing field of sexual equality can be seen clamouring for a return to the middle ages where all that was needed to nab a woman was two cows and a quarter acre. Could be considered a 'Darwinian loser' whose gene pool is facing extinction unless they address negative personality traits and/or get into physical condition necessary for attraction to opposite sex.

Woman: He's nice enough but he identifies as one of those incels.

Friend: Stay away from him. That's akin to announcing oneself as an unreformable loser.

by YoungCarl November 17, 2017