chillin like a bird in the road

same as the original chillin like a bird, to act more ill than possible by any normal person

did you see that gangster, he was chillin like a bird in the road

by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010

out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

by beaner2 June 15, 2006

Sweating like a priest in a playground!

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...

"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

by gemineye7 April 3, 2010

bang like a dunny door in a cyclone

Meaning a girl will fuck really hard. The “dunny” is Australian slang for a toilet/bathroom and historically these were outside of the house. The cyclone is the Southern Hemisphere’s version of a hurricane.

I reckon Paris Hilton would bang like a dunny door in a cyclone as fuck knows she has had enough practice mate!

by Displaced Aussie October 4, 2019

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.

This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

cool like a fool in a swimming pool

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

by Paaat February 13, 2010

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

to leave, pass out, good bye

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"

by Dan February 7, 2003