Australia

The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.

Person 1: I really want to get out of Australia!

Person 2: Doesn't everyone, doesn't everyone?

by Times Tables Are Fun November 2, 2008

Australia

Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos.

Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.

Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.

We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.

We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.

Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their

Are their English people that don't whinge?

Are their quiet mouth Americans?

by Eirike May 13, 2005

Australia

Drop Bears.

Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*

by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016

Australia

Home of kangaroos!

where live the kangaroos? in Australia ...

by Sakebi January 9, 2015

Australia

On fire.

"When you thought Australia couldn't get more terrifying."

by cryingintestines January 13, 2020

Australia

A place where god dumps his mistakes

You live in Australia

by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022

Australia

A mythical country with kangaroos and Vegemite they went through a great emu war which was when the emus rose up and tried to enslave all of the Australian kangaroos but the emus don't have hands and can't hold guns and kangaroos are the ultimate death machine so they were all killed.

Australia is a counrty

by A guy fucking your mum November 2, 2017