1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
Get the keep your dick in your pantsmug. a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.
EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...
by soccerbitch4 May 21, 2011
Get the STOP PEEING YOUR PANTSmug. by shrao October 2, 2022
Get the keep your pecker in your pantsmug. by superc22066 November 9, 2021
Get the I'm gonna shit your pantsmug. Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.
Sarah: No, I don't!
Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.
Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.
Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.
Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!
Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!
Sarah: ...
Sarah: No, I don't!
Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.
Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.
Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.
Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!
Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!
Sarah: ...
by MzPiggy537 March 29, 2012
Get the You want him in your pantsmug. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)
by lazy_ass June 21, 2017
Get the convince someone your pants offmug. by smolsadgal July 21, 2021
Get the What Your Pants Could Do For Me!mug.