I meant my other Grandma

When somebody points out that the excuse you just gave is not plausible, you admit defeat and say "I meant my other Grandma" to offer another, alternative but also implausible excuse.

Comes from the Irish soccer player Stephen Ireland, who refused to play a match as he said his Grandma had died. When it was proven she was alive, he then used the excuse "I meant my other Grandma" (who was also alive).

"Hey dude, want to go and grab a beer?"
"I can't, I have to study for my exam"
"We don't have any exams until April"
"I meant my other Grandma"

"Want to go catch a movie?"
"I can't, I'm meeting Leo"
"Leo is on vacation in Mexico"
"I meant my other Grandma"

by dangerSTU April 16, 2014

...is what I meant to say!

A poor method of recovery when someone highlights your mistake in a sentence.

Person A: "I swear I was born in the wrong century!"
Person B: "You mean 'decade'."
Person A: "...is what I meant to say!"

by who_dares_wins October 21, 2011

i said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.

Hank moody the mans ingenious phase of destiny

yea, that's right. I said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.

by Birdie Swanny August 3, 2017

Big bean , sorry i meant Thanos

Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi

he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit

Big bean , sorry i meant thanos means one snap and your momma gone

by hfgwbyrbvgfrdfhbvgdfhbvfdhvbdf May 1, 2019

I meannn

Usually paired with a confused expression a head tilt and is usually spoken in a higher tone than your usual voice - I mean signifies that you do not believe what someone is saying, do not care, don't agree or I meann can be used to change the subject

Person 1: look how attractive he is omg
Person 2: *confused expression* *head tilt* *high pitched voice* I meannn

by Theteakeeper January 12, 2019

"i meant straight"

a term commonly used to fool idiots into saying they menstruate.

A -"Where is the Bering Stray?"
B -"What's a stray?"
A -"I meant straight"

by sloney June 29, 2007

I meant to tell you

What is I meant to tell you

When I said it s my box , I meant to tell you it was mom box

by anonymous May 6, 2021