i got my steps in

A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.

Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.

by Bothered Bob December 16, 2021

I got something for you

He has nothing but a blick and no future, he has a gun and he is not afraid to use.

YouThat was a faul. Him/HerFuck you mean that was a faul matter a fact I got something for you.

by Fuck nigga guru November 25, 2021

i got your number

An expression to indicate that you're keenly aware of what's *really* going on, and that you're "onto" a person's true intentions, and have direct insight into their thinking.

Down Syndrome Jason: "Hey Katie, wanna hang out after school today?"

Katie "Um...I would love to but...um...I'm really busy today. Maybe some other time. OK? Sorry, buddy. Bye."

DS Jason: But...you said that the last time I asked...I see. I got your number.

by Jazzy Star December 19, 2021

I got this definition on a mug

Now your friends will look at your mug and know you do pointless crap like go on urban dictionary, look this very definition up and buy a mug with it printed on.

Now that someone said what a waste of money, I'm wondering why the hell I got this definition on a mug.

by iamabeast420 October 27, 2009

I Got Served

Anecdotes in which people get SERVED.

Today, I have only just started talking to a friend again as he is now dating my ex. Our other friend asked me to help him on a game and I said to ask the first friend, stating that "he's better". The first friend looked straight at me and said "That's funny, that really is what she said". I Got Served.

by LeeeroyJeenkins April 03, 2011

I got twenty bucks...

(phrase):

1.an expression used to show minor interest on the outside when in all reality there's a great deal of interest on the inside

2. or your just really fucking bored and nothing better to do and dont want to show it.

1. Jake: What you doing this weekeend?

Butters: I dont know yet...

Jake: Well I was thinking about buying a thirty box and seeing what happens...you down?

Butters: Ya I got twenty bucks...

2.

Jake: Hey Broski, what's up?

Butters: Ah I'm just sitting here watch the Brewers lose again

Jake: Ya i turned that shit off a couple innings ago. You want to come over in a while and watch Coyote Ugly.

Butters: Ya I got twenty bucks...

by buttersandjake July 11, 2010

i got your back

Verb. Meaning to have a part in a fight in the direction that the primary fighter is facing, or also to mean a person will accompany another in a stupid or foolish act.

"If Jerry swings on me, will you be there?" "Yeah, I got your back" or "I'm going to go drink a fifth tonight, wanna go?" "Sure man I got your back"

by That one army guy October 01, 2013