i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up

Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏

by Ur Dic Teacher March 8, 2024

i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969

person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella

"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"

by jamie or jack idk September 9, 2021

I could eat Kavya Subramanian

Basically ur just really hungry.

Damn I'm so hundry, I could eat Kavya Subramanian rn

by Mochitochilichi May 7, 2025

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

i’m so hungry i could eat Bry Kiddier

A phrase when you’re so hungry you could eat an obscene amount of food

British origin- comes from North east

I’m starving mate- I’m so hungry I could eat Bry Kiddier

by clubbyflappers May 2, 2025

I eat kids

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I piped the door I eat kids

by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023