Hurts Doughnut

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.

Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.

by Tamaki-chan March 29, 2009

butt-hurt

(verb) An exaggerated and inappropriately strong and negative response to a perceived insult or slight. Associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the perceived slighter.

My last girlfriend was always getting butt-hurt everytime she got wind of me going over to Shannon's. 'Too bad....' Shannon gasped in my ear, picking up the pace of yet another sex marathon we had started as she rode my cock hard, continuing she concluded ".... she wasn't here so I could show her how to suck your cock right".

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021

Burt Hurt

What Elly is getting right now in 2020

I’m only kidding don’t get Burt hurt.

by Bmorel13 March 19, 2019

hurt bucket

a female of inadequate attractiveness/sexiness at the bar or other social gathering.

Man, she is fine, but her girlfriend is a hurt bucket.

by buckethater May 2, 2009

hurt box

to be in a state of emotional or physical distress

man i drank way too much last night i am in the serious hurt box

by Ari Firestone January 17, 2004

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009

bag of hurt

Something that is complex and riddled too many issues to be workable. Fraught with uncertainties. A 'do it at your own risk' thing.

Steve Jobs famously called Blu-ray, a bag of hurt when asked if Apple planned to include a Blu-ray drive in their Macs. This was when the HD-DVD vs Blu-ray format-war was still unresolved and there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding the technology

1. AMD processors and Hackintosh? That's a bag of hurt.

2. Internet Explorer and CSS 3? That's a bag of hurt.

by Vulturo September 30, 2009