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hacking the matrix

What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).
P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
by PJPlayer1 April 6, 2006
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hacking the matrix

verb or action.

1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.

2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.

2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006
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hacking the sack

when one person cuts a small incision in a male's ball sack, then inserts a straw in the incision and slowly sucks out small amounts of sperm at a time.
"dude why is evan walking weird?"

"i heard Karla was hacking his sack last night and hacked to much out of him."

"niiiice."

Ashleigh: "Omg Brittney did you SEE how small Johnny's balls where during swimming?"

Brittney: "yahh i could totally see that thu his speedo"

Jessica: "dude no it's usually a lot bigger but yesturday when i was hacking his sack, his mom walked in and i hacked waaay too hard!"

Brittney and Ashleigh: "Oh Brittney you just love hacking the sack!!"
by Hackey Sackers691 March 26, 2010
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hulking

Hulking can be most easily defined as smoking too much marijuana and feeling sick to the point of nausea. A hulk is most commonly found in new smokers who have a lower tolerance and who go overboard, but an occasional hulk has been known to occur in even the most habitual of smokers.

Hulking can most easily occur due to the mixing of alcohol and marijuana or marijuana and tobacco. Mixing marijuana with another substance greatly increases your chance of hulking.

Symptoms: include, but are not limited to: extreme fatigue, nausea, drowsiness, pale to green complexion, and headache.

Fear not, for there are 3 ways to pull out of a hulk:
1. Smoke More
2. Pass Out
3. Vomit

History: The term "hulking" was first coined in Cary, North Carolina when a man had smoked nearly an 1/8th to the face. He turned a greenish-color, thus birthing this useful term.

Now go out, I say to you, and use this term within your own smoking circles, it is a fun way to poke fun at "that guy" who goes overboard and gets sick.
"(Panting)Dude, I'm hulking hard!"
by a wigout informant April 15, 2006
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Hacking.rs

Hacking.rs is a hacking forum using vBulletin based around the popular MMORPG game: Runescape. This site is full of little skids who think they are tough enough to crack the CIA. However, all they seem to do is steal Runescape currency and sell it for an in real life for a personal gain.

Their most popular feature is their Shoutbox. The shoutbox is full of new comers to the website screaming and spamming on how to hack RuneScape for infinite money and level hacks. And they dont take "It isnt possible" for an answer.

The current owner of Hacking.rs :Legend,who was previously only a moderator, bought the domain after leaving Hacking.rs to run another website, which didn't take off to well. Previous owners such as Jare, and Hawx: were disgusting owners, scamming and deceiving their members for high value giveaways. Jare tried to scam the website from co-owner (or so i am told): Hawx. However, he was unsuccessful. Apparently, Hawx then scammed many people who tried to buy the domain.

In a recent popularity thread (Unsure if this is actually 100% true or not) Some members were voted on a scale from best (Being #1) to worst (#10). This list is:

1.Nefarious
2.Tomynho
3.Legend
4.AutoJizzerPro
5.VariedSkill
6.Mjau
7.Hentai
8.ChooChoo
9.Parashite
10.Jare

The forum is usually DDoS attacked by members using Jay's Booter (a free tool from a popular hacking website) who get banned. Hacking.rs competes along side sites such as BA, and WeHack.RS (LOL!)
Person 1: Bro, im gonna go on Hacking.RS and see if they will heck my RoonSkaypez account n givez me unlimit moniez if i give them $1 Paypal

Person 2: Get dem to heck myn account 2 m8 ill give u 250k rsgp

person 1: fuk u mudda fukka get dem 2 heck ur own account

Person 2: no cos Jare banned me cause i was a member of WeHack.rs

Person 1: too bad noob
by I <3 HRS August 17, 2012
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hacking

continual play of drum licks after instructor has cut off group.
Quit hacking on those drums so we can go on!
by blueberry29 July 1, 2010
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Hocking College

Located in the desolate, wooded hills of rural Ohio. This is a place where park ranger trainees that walk around with fake guns, and firefighters start fires and put out the same fire every day. School dress code: Carhart, hunting camouflage, sleeveless tees, boots, and jeans. To fit in you must smoke reefer. 4x4 required to reach campus.
by DaBigBiscuit March 31, 2011
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