Awkward Hunch

In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.

Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)

James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

by AlexG0773 December 21, 2008

lunch hunch

A position or state of being that occurs around lunch time, in which you are hunched over in light of extreme hunger. More commonly exectuted by the female gender ages 16 and above. The lunch hunch can be extremely creepy in nature and you generally should stay away from people doing it. A grimace usually goes along with the hunch.

Watch out for extreme slobbering.

Oh shit that bitch is lunch hunchin over there, grab your sandwhich before she gobbles it down.

Slang - Oh fuck grandma is hunchin' like a gorilla right now, better get the mashed potatoes ready

by Window_Licker4 u August 30, 2010

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

A great movie that by disney, it deals with dark themes and some scary things, but it's a heartwarming tale of an ugly man who grows to overcome his hideous face and horrible master. Also is one of the few movies that didn't fuck up the sequel.

Bob: did you see The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) last night?

Tom: yes, I cried 37 times.

by Selké the great April 10, 2015

Ratz-Ma-hunch-ee

Statement of surprise or shock.

I'll be a Ratz-ma-hunch-ee left nut on a saturday night drinking milk watching cartoons.

by David Kresge August 12, 2007

hunch

An erection one has for no apparent reason. It is not nearly as massive or blatant as a "clue."

Guy 1: Do you know where I left my keys?

Guy 2: No, but I've got a hunch.

Guy 1: Whoa dude, don't point that at me!

by Pat did it July 13, 2009

Hubcap

Verb: To leave a social engagement without saying goodbye to anyone, avoiding small talk, hugs and peer pressure to stick around. Usually accomplished with a trip to the bathroom and then spinning away silently into the night. This is never used to avoid a check, only to avoid a late night and possible DUI.

I was getting tired and decided to hubcap when I saw Joe buying another round of shots. I went to the bathroom and rolled from there.

by BradleyTodd November 10, 2011

Hubnucker

One who masturbates in public areas.

That guy over there in the lobby looks like a Hubnucker.

by Dracolin April 24, 2011