by Dr. Howard May 30, 2019
A short tale that essentially begins with a purpose, missing that purpose completely, making no logical sense and usually leaving those who listen troubled and confused; The opposite of anecdotes.
Person 1: Yo man the other day I tripped this guy and he fell.
*1 minutes later*
Person 2: Wait...was that the whole story? Wow you just told a Howard Story
*1 minutes later*
Person 2: Wait...was that the whole story? Wow you just told a Howard Story
by The X, A September 11, 2007
Peter Finch's character in "Network." The first man killed because he had bad ratings. The mad prophet of the airwaves.
Author's note: If you're reading this, you probably know who Howard Beale is. The author just thought the character deserved some recognition.
Author's note: If you're reading this, you probably know who Howard Beale is. The author just thought the character deserved some recognition.
by [dp] leviathan March 27, 2005
Brilliant American goalkeeper. Finally United have replaced Schmeichel, it seems. Fantastic reflexes, good handling and fast and effective distribution make 'T-Ho' a fans favourite despite playing in a not-so-fashionable position.
Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!
Well claimed by Howard!!
That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!
Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!
Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
Well claimed by Howard!!
That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!
Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!
Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
by Glen_6899 August 14, 2004
Howard County is in Maryland
by kate the great September 27, 2005
The boss of fucking bosses. Known for kicking in the face of his rival and pissing off that man's foster son Terry Bogard badly enough to come and throw Geese himself off his tower three fucking times.
by Kaz January 02, 2004
An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?
Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.
Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.
Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
by mintek August 20, 2012