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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool
by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020
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hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.
I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?
by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022
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Hoon

Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad

Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks
"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"
by vespachez April 21, 2023
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Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers
Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night
by Jukub July 8, 2023
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Hoon

A combination of Troon (A derogatory term for trans women) & Hon (A derogatory term non- passing trans woman)
I'm such a hoon
by BlackHoxton August 19, 2025
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Dae Hoon

"You know dae hoon"

"Yeah he's so fucking sexy"
by LivinInAHaze November 21, 2021
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