giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

by dr chops May 13, 2009

Hoon

When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020

Hoon Ding

Another slur for ni- I mean African-American

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid

by Count Orlok August 6, 2023

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

by Jukub July 8, 2023

Hoon

Liam

Liam is a hoon

by Mimishhr October 4, 2025

Hoon Goonz

Hoon Goonz are a group of men that are ready to constantly fuck shit up.

Did you see those Hoon Goonz? They fucked those dudes up!

by bigballer84 March 15, 2022

Seung Hoon

This is a korean name. Seung Hoon's are usually some wanna be cool guys. You never know if they are to school for cool or to cool for school. He is a very horny guy with glasses and faps on incest porn. He has a microscopic dick. He has a nice ass tho.

Yo my dick is almost as big as Seung Hoon's.

by thisguy1122 November 8, 2018