Hooch Magooch

Men or women who wear the shortest shorts possible in an effort to air out the gooch/ perineum and attract sexual desire.

Look at that hooch magooch are they even wearing underwear?

by MBurgh June 12, 2025

Hooch Mooch

Someone who freeloads other people's alcohol.

Person one: "Man, who invited Todd to the party?"
Person two: "I know, right? He's such a hooch mooch."

by Maveryq December 2, 2020

Hooching

When a girl/boy is really ugly.

‘Wow, look at her she is hooching!’

by clarkehoocher April 28, 2020

Hooch

A dog who is very loyal but stubborn and adorable and hyper

“I really want a hooch man...”

by Uhmmmmdeeeers July 20, 2020

hooch device

slang word for celluar device

Ed, Greg, Kevin, are on there hooch devices !

by pandiiiiiiiii dandiiiiiiiii April 26, 2010

Hooch

A hooch is another word for a vape

“Yo bob pass the hooch”
“Ok man”

by alexaplaydespacito May 27, 2019

Hooch juice

The fishy slime drooling from the flaps of the woman who has just been spat on and viciously flogged with a meaty langer. Sticky in touch, mawky in scent. Hooch juice is often used as a spread for bread in the Middle East origin. Filthy to munch but those boys over there are filthy fuckers anyway.

"Did he collect her hooch juice ?"

"Yeah he spat on her and made shit out of her cunt"

by Rat_Face_Cunt July 30, 2017