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Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.
by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023
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Hobosexual

Homeless loser who pretends he loves you to move in and get free rent and everything else.
Sam is homeless in between all the women he moves in with scams & leeches off of. Sam has no car and no teeth. Sam is a career HoboSexual.
by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022
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Hobosexual

A person of the opposite sex who gets into a relationship to avoid homelessness.
"She doesn't even like him...she just doesn't have anywhere else to go. She's such a hobosexual!"
by Allie101977 October 17, 2023
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Hobosexual

Someone who jumps into a relationship to avoid homelessness.
Turtleboy is the biggest hobosexual in central Massachusetts.
by Woocares March 19, 2022
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Hobosexual

A male or female who has sexual relations with another person in order to have somewhere to sleep or stay for little or no money.
Jeremy Johnson is a hobosexual. He is a broke bitch.
by Chuck Reins January 3, 2025
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Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub
My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.
by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024
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Hobosexual

Sexually attracted to homeless looking people.
Look at that hobo I wanna mount him/her/them

You need some change? Let me spare u theez nuts.
Why don't you come and squeegy this pussy honey??

I can spare more than a little change baby.

I have slept with so many homeless people I think I am hobosexual
by Ninaneexx November 14, 2022
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