Hippie Science

The branch of science that professes to cure ailments with herbs, spices and other witchcraft traditional or modern. Seminal to this branch of science is that remedies borne from the Amazon Rainforest will be the cure to all forms of cancer. Further, hippie science professes that crystals have the ability to realign your energy field and improve the quality and consistency of a bowel movement.

Man 1: What are you doing?
Man 2: A woman at the grocery store heard me coughing and told me to throw: basil, mint and sage into a pot of boiling water and inhale the vapor.
Man 1: Sounds like some hippie science bullshit to me.

by Yellowbeard February 7, 2015

hippie pick

To pick and break apart marijuana using your bare fingers, rather than with a grinder or some type of shredder.

Person 1: "Shit! I left my grinder at home."
Person 2: "Just hippie pick it, dude."

by WolfOfWhyteAve January 2, 2017

Happeed

Past tense of the word happy, used when you forget how to speak English or want to sound lit.

Me: That party yesterday was so lit!!
Friend: Yes, you are so happeed!

by WDR October 31, 2018

Hippiecrit

Someone who speaks from a "woke" perspective but acts such that they defy their own view(s). - hypocrit but with a specifically "hippie" opinion.

Aw Albert was a real hippiecrit last night. How can he lecture us about how TV rots your brain when he's a soap actor... It was probs just the weed talking.

by Jadu212 January 7, 2022

Ice hippie

Someone who wears rolled up jeans without socks.

yo check out that ice hippie

by Gambling Giraffes June 14, 2018

pickle hippie

something jakoby came up with

Hey you’re a pickle hippie

by im rick harrison February 24, 2020

hippieflipping

The practice of mixing psilocybin ("magic mushrooms") with MDMA or ecstasy. This often creates an amplified effect even if the user only took a small amount of each drug.

"Dude, I was rolling so hard on that E last night..."
"Yeah, but not as hard as Susie; she was hippieflipping on ecstasy and shrooms at the same time!"

by ecstasyclimber January 5, 2008