Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-

Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT

by 5sos is me October 4, 2021

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

HEM

Hem is a very nervous guy. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. Hem does not have social antennas. Hem is a very good dancer. Hem is also the definition of an ugly hypebeast who wears ugly hype clothes. Hem is also the guy that always brings rests from yesterdays dinner.

Hello, how is your HEM today?

by momobates October 10, 2018

Hem

What is used to keep your clothes sewed. Also, a cool word that nobody knows the meaning too, so you can use it with your friends :)

Rebacca: Hem
Greg: Hem Hem
Johnny: Hem ;)
Britney: Hem Hem HEM
Jimmy: h e m

by turtleass May 8, 2019

hem

a friend in need is a friend indeed. Hilarious and helpful. always surrounded. Joyful and happening guy. A brilliant investor who holds over 1 cr in SHIB. a future billionaire with dreams of getting pr of Canada. If you meet a Hem you're in ride of your life.

Hem

by Shibaking November 24, 2021

debauch-hem

Describing an act, event, or situation involving both debauchery and mayhem.

The night was destined for debauch-hem.

by Roguist August 17, 2017