Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Devil's Handjob

when someone rips off your penis

i told my girlfriend to back the fuck off last night on facebook, she's gonna give me a devil's handjob at school tomorrow! SHIT

by aklfjshkdjae'ds;ao' January 28, 2011

handjob growler

1. Giving a handjob while you really don't want to, so you growl and mutter all the way through it.

2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.

Mary was late for work, but Chad insisted. So it ended up being a handjob growler that took twice as long.

by Fingenurgen August 29, 2012

The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

Handjob

Also known as a career in the hand model industry.

"Oh man, I just got a handjob"

by KumaPaws376 February 6, 2010

handboy

A guy who is spending his time for watching porno movies and doing some "action" with his right(or left) hand, instead of hanging out with girls.

-John is a fucking handboy, when I walk down a street at night sometimes I hear strange sounds in his room. I don't know why is he ignoring that Cindy, that's a good chance to knock off that evening work.

by b-f-e_ May 25, 2008

handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005