sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.

Don't be a Sammy Hagar.

by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.

"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth

by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016

hada

it's a filipino slang for wandering around.

it's a filipino slang for sucking dick/blowjob

Tara nga (hada) humada tayo sa park. (Come on let's wander around the park). (hada becomes humada)

Wow, sarap mong (hada) humada ah. (Wow, you're blowjob is great!)

by churva September 23, 2007

hadarious

When something is so dumb that it's hilarious

That was so hadarious

by PiePower43 January 28, 2017

Hadabenabouta

A southern pronunciation of the phrase "Had to have been about a..."

Leroy: 'Ey Skeeter, when's the last time ya' saw Jeffro?
Skeeter: I saw 'em, uhh... Hadabenabouta year ago.

by KRzyyImportz July 9, 2012

Hadrosaur

A duck billed herbivore dinosaur with an oddly shaped skull.

A Corythosaurus is a hadrosaur with a paddle turned sideways on it's head.

by Lapizdemon August 4, 2015

hadashi

hadashi is a horny ass guy who is also very stupid. he’ll have threesomes when he’s in a relationship, he’ll cheat and guilt trip you into forgiving him, and he’ll break up with you for no reason. he’s an asshole.

hadashi has a small dick tho...

by nxoku October 19, 2019