Hugo

Is a dumb ass person and gay as hell. He humps inanimate objects as a hobby and masturbaits as an exercise.

O. M. G. Is that Hugo??!!!

by Hugoisgay March 14, 2019

Hugo

the worst fucking bitch youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. Hugo is the name of a guy that has women running away from him when he enters the room. he smells bad and is incredibly stupid. if you played fuck marry kill with him, shane dawson, and a registered sex offender from your local town, youd kill Hugo. his penis is 2 cm btw.

person 1 "look! Hugo has a girlfriend!"
person 2 "aint no way bruh. i wonder how much he paid her?"

by proudhorsehater April 2, 2022

Hugo

The most salty person you'lle ever meet in your salty free life.

Oh hes so salty he makes me think of hugo the one in the closet.

by Salty hugo November 12, 2019

Hugo

A kid who likes to do math equations like a nerd

MOM: Why are you so stupid
ME: No worries, I will text Hugo

by Mason_TheBrick January 15, 2020

Hugo

a fat fuck who tries to get with some ugly ass white girls and thinks he has abs

you are like hugo...fat

by we love you gordo December 1, 2019

Hugo

a guy who picks Fortnite over his girlfriend and then breaks up with her

Why are you dating Hugo? Idiot!

by JoeySettembrino June 4, 2018

Hugo Mactier

A type of person that likes to go huntin' and fishin', wear Akubras and dirty boots, but they live in the suburbs and have never done a day's hard work on a real farm.

I thought Tommy was really country the way he talked about cattle', but he drives his Dad's Hilux and lives in the 'burbs...he's just a Hugo Mactier

by Strayan April 6, 2015