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Milwaukee Garden Hose

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.
I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.
by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022
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Hoedom

The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.
"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."
by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017
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homedawg

an awesome buddy, slang... nothin fa ya
wud up homedawg?
by Whatever ya like April 14, 2003
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tar hose

A long, heavy black hose made from a tarry rubber substance. A black man's penis is sometimes compared to a tar hose.
"My father wants to kill my boyfriend, but he can't keep his tar hose away from me."
by king of graphics January 13, 2007
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Ear Holed

A term describing a situation encountered in the sport of American Football, referring to one player being tackled/blocked in the side of the head without previous knowledge or warning of impact. It is referred to as "getting ear holed" because the ear hole on a football helmet is usually a devastating blind spot. Getting Ear Holed can often cause concussions.
Ethan was watching the safety approaching on his left, but the outside linebacker totally ear holed him from the right.
by Tedley70 May 30, 2010
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Holed

Hanging out with a significant other. Such as a date, or romantic elope.
Friend 1: Hey, you want to hang out?
Friend 2: I can't. I'm holed tonight.
by Senor_Wheels March 29, 2017
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career-holed

To choose a college major or enroll in a training program for a job field or profession that is desperate for applicants and is hiring like crazy but by the time you complete your education/training the market for your skill has become saturated and nobody is hiring.
Before I enrolled in college there was a shortage of electrical engineers,they were hiring like crazy and making top dollar.Four years later I have my degree but all the jobs have been filled.I just got career-holed .
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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