Man, I can't mess around committing drug crimes because now the feds "will hide a nigga" for less than nothing without even going to trial.
by d.d. allen March 16, 2008
Get the hide a niggamug. The slick way of getting a morbidly obese female to fellatiate your twig and giggleberries when she says she doesn’t give that neck. Simply place an Oreo, preferably low calorie, near your meat rod and she will eventually sniff it out and devour it and anything close to it, thus including your man meat.
Man 1: Dude I finally got that fatty to give me some dome.
Man 2: HOW?
Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.
Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?
Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.
Man 2: HOW?
Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.
Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?
Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.
by Tosser of Salads January 3, 2018
Get the Hide the Oreomug. 
V. Meant to name someone who turns their chat off to avoid speaking with friends on Facebook or other social networking sites.
" Hey, is - name - on facebook right now? "
" Yes, but they're hiding out. '
( Sends Message ) - Hey, I know your hiding out, turn your chat on and talk to me.
" Yes, but they're hiding out. '
( Sends Message ) - Hey, I know your hiding out, turn your chat on and talk to me.
by the_rainbow_afro February 24, 2011
Get the Hiding Outmug. A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"
Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!
by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006
Get the Hide The Weinermug. by ApplesandBananas987373 January 16, 2011
Get the hide the weaselmug. A game played within a friends house. The aim being to hide faecal matter somewhere in the house for as long as possible.
by sexpest June 4, 2012
Get the hide the poomug.