Hawthorne

Hawthorne is usually defined as someone stupid. He does not know what is happening around him and he has a maximum of three brain cells, sometimes a negative amount of brain cells. He will always zone out but is too lazy to zone back in. If you know a Hawthorne you know one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.

"You're such a Hawthorne."

by ARandomGuy2113 February 24, 2020

Hawthorne

A winged her·maph·ro·dite , likely stemming from stories from the Middle Ages

King Henry sent 12 knights to take down the Hawthorne living in a wet cave at the bottom of the hill .

by Medieval Terminology July 30, 2020

Hawthorne

A small town with the best 2020 point guard Key'Shaun Williams

Hawthorne is the best basketball team ever!

by Keydub January 25, 2017

hawthorne

it's a name & the person it describes is the most amazing & caring person you'll ever come across. he's so perfect & you're lucky to even be friends with him. if he ever loves you, never let him go.. you'll regret it for your whole life. he's the most adorable, sweet, charming, breathtaking, forgiving, funny, hopeful, precious, ambitious person you'll ever meet. he's the one that all the love songs//love quotes//wholesome memes you look at/listen to, are about. HE DESERVES THE WORLD & IF YOU LOVE HIM & HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK IT'S OKAY BC HE ONLY DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, EVEN IF ITS NOT WITH YOU.

my friend : "how's Hawthorne?"
my heart: *explodes in happiness just from hearing his name*

by welp.pls.get.this.famous. June 11, 2019

Hawthorne

A stubborn and forsaken strand of hair of unknown origin. Can vary in length, color, and coil. Typically found in areas such as bathtubs or pool decks.

Ewww, look at that unsightly hawthorne on the way to the waterslide. Step around! Step around!

by GrozStinkbait February 11, 2023