Gumper

a term the defines a person or thing that acts as a punching bag for insults

that dude is such a gumper

by Gumper the dumper December 11, 2022

gumperson

A person who texts you, follows you, wants to be with you all the time.

My ex girlfriend is a gumperson. She calls me everyday.

by Reday March 20, 2023

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Gumperflupp

Someone who dislike anybody named Jeff/Jefferson to an extreme degree and will kill anybody named Jefferson on sight.

Leander has been a real gumperflupp lately.

by Mr bloop April 25, 2024

GumperJumper

An inflatable jumper half-filled with mentally diagnosed retarded adults, and half-filled with conscious thinking adults, all having sex with the other, with the female partner bouncing as high up and down as they can on the male genitalia.

Morgan: Hey David, Samantha invited me to a GumperJumper tomorrow night, wanna go have sex with some normal people?
David: eughh uhhhhh ergummmm yeth David I wan go thumping with yew.

by PublicToiletLicker August 16, 2025

Gupped

When you use a woman’s full menstrual cup and fill it with Buffalo Wild Wings original sauce. Mix, and let ferment in car exhaust pipe. Make sure to use the car at least 3 times before using. Used as a substitute of sour cream in cooking.

John and I gupped debra so we could make a her a birthday cake.

by Isn’tfor September 19, 2025

Gulped in the flac

The act of finding a piece of music (for example a .flac file) so enjoyable, you can’t help but gulp in excrete pieces of pure glee.

“That music is sick! I’m so gulped in the flac right now”

by Kimlko October 7, 2025