Grotto Slap

to slap someone after waving both of your arms in a 'flowy' motion as you would in a retro club. One arm movement must flow into the other and thn the slap should take place.

"john was winding me up so after school i grotto slapped him up on the field then ran of, im ghetto.

by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006

Grotey

Disgusting and Revolting.

The woman with the long armpit hair was Grotey.

by Sassyypants May 13, 2010

Gritty Kitty

Someone acting overly cautious and effeminate. Synonymous with "pussy" or "wuss" this saying conjures the unpleasant image of a sandy vagina.

"Dude you need to shake out that gritty kitty and hit the half-pipe already!"

by GnarLover January 14, 2009

Nitty Gritty

Sticking your big toe into a vagina.

Susan was thrilled when Bigfoot showed up to the party because she knew it would be the best nitty gritty she's ever received.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

mossy grotto

an extremely hairy pussy.

Damn Christina Ricci gotta mossy grotto!!!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

grottolike

Having or possessing the characteristics of a grotto.

As Jeremy sunk the knife in to Damian's chest, he noticed a grottolike depression in his lungs.

"Yo Mike, this some grottolike-ass cave we spelunking in."
"Ye nigs, fo real."

by ddiop October 30, 2012

Gretty Snout

A cigarette, to go out for a smoke.

Person one (Russian Accent) : "Do you want to go for a Greeeety snowwwt" AKA Gretty Snout - BLEM

by SamThoughtP March 15, 2013