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German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by sucubus August 29, 2008
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Germain's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Germain's Law states that, in an argument/debate/slanging match, the first person to reference the other person's mother automatically loses.
Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.

Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.

Guy 1: Germain's Law!
by WordsmithNinja March 23, 2009
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German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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Germanophilia

Sexually excited by Germany, Germans, or German Culture.
Team fortress 2 players who obsess over the Medic are normally accused of having Germanophilia.
by Karin-the-Firebug September 15, 2010
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German armpits

Contrary to popular belief, the wide majority of German women DOES shave under their armpits.
"Oh, look at her German armpits!" - "They're not German. They're French."
by minionofher July 29, 2008
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German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.
Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!
by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train April 19, 2006
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GeMagic

A piece of shit ripoff of the Bedazzler. This product allows average people who know nothing about fashion to add cheap plastic gemstones to clothing and almost anything else. This is the reason that soccer moms have cats gemmed all over their 4XL T-Shirts. Created by Cathy Mitchell - the last woman you'd ever take fashion advice from.
I went to Wal-mart today and saw a girl and her mom buying shirts and gemstones. They must be going to use their GeMagic to make those hideous shirts even uglier.
by Peachrules April 10, 2010
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