The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by sucubus August 29, 2008
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Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.
Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.
Guy 1: Germain's Law!
Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.
Guy 1: Germain's Law!
by WordsmithNinja March 23, 2009
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I went to Wal-mart today and saw a girl and her mom buying shirts and gemstones. They must be going to use their GeMagic to make those hideous shirts even uglier.
by Peachrules April 10, 2010
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