goiter love

A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).

Kevin had goiter love, so when he titty fucked his girlfriend, he pretended her tits were two massive goiters.

by mayfield 21 January 13, 2009

Gopher Puffs

When You Chop Off The Balls Of Multiple Gophers Then Put Their Nuts In A Bowl And Pour Milk Over The Balls Then Enjoy Eaten At Breakfast Time

Guy:What Are We Gonna Eat For breakfast
Guy2:well I Just Got Some Gopher Puffs Just Make Sure You Dont Choke On The Fur

by LIL DANG^ER6U$ F6LKZ January 20, 2009

GoPer Tart

A person with the IQ of Sarah Palin. Having a retarded child is optional.

Lush Limpball is such a GoPER Tart when he jokes about Trig.

by ADopeSmoker February 24, 2010

Gopher Holing

When you've got a turd playing peek-a-boo with your butt!

C'mon lady get out of the bathroom I've got a turd gopher holing here!

by LadyAnneValentine September 29, 2010

gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n March 1, 2016

gopher stamp

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.

Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.

by IronGoober March 14, 2005

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011