Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023
The hello and goodbye is a routine usually preformed by a girlfriend or wife where she both starts the sexual encounter with a cock in her mouth(hello!) and ends the encounter with the same cock in her mouth(goodbye). (In between that period she is fucked lavishly) Just a standard blow job does not count as a "hello and goodbye".
My wife woke me this morning with The "hello & goodbye". And then she went to work and I went back to bed.
by Bangin the cart girl July 16, 2014
When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.
I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.
by RustyBottoms July 27, 2020
Originating in Versailles in the early 1600's - on the lively Court Scene. Courtiers with too many invitations, and too many assignations, but a desire not to disappoint, would enter the fete, approach the host, pay respects and apologize preciously for their short stay, then leave 5 minutes later. Thereby avoiding embarrassment for either party, and in fact generating even more scarcity and appreciation around the guest for having made the special effort to be there... Cf. Lord Chesterfield
I don't want to disappoint Rose, but I can't stay long at the party. I think me must do a Versailles Goodbye
by Andrew Byford June 15, 2019
by SnakeyDawgz January 11, 2022
When your name is Diana and you have too many cocktails and say you need to go to the bathroom, put kids to bed, check the oven, take the dog out, feed the hogs, etc and you leave your guests and never come back. You’ve Dirished Goodbyed them.
by Frankly I’m the best September 04, 2021
by Myaz1998 November 12, 2021