Originating in Versailles in the early 1600's - on the lively Court Scene. Courtiers with too many invitations, and too many assignations, but a desire not to disappoint, would enter the fete, approach the host, pay respects and apologize preciously for their short stay, then leave 5 minutes later. Thereby avoiding embarrassment for either party, and in fact generating even more scarcity and appreciation around the guest for having made the special effort to be there... Cf. Lord Chesterfield
I don't want to disappoint Rose, but I can't stay long at the party. I think me must do a Versailles Goodbye
by Andrew Byford June 15, 2019
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I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.
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Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
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Friend: Ew.
by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023
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