goodbye like

when having a conversation on facebook via wall-to-wall that has clearly ended, but you dont want to awkwardly leave the conversation, so you like the last post of the person you were talking to instead of saying goodbye or to avoid a run on conversation

sarah: OMG THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN
you: yeah we gotta do it again
sarah: yeah, but with a little less booze ;)
you: *like sarahs last wall post*

Matt: nice way to end the conversation with a goodbye like last night on facebook dude

by esrdtfyguhijokp November 29, 2010

Arlington Goodbye

When you're smashing your fresh slam-piece from behind, and you grab that bitch an Uber from her own phone.* Timing is crucial - schedule arrival within 3-5 minutes after your nut; enough time for her to get dressed, with minimal fallout. *Must acquire her phone password before coitus.

You: "Thanks for that ass. Your Uber's outside; don't miss it, you'll tank your rating."
Her: "WTF! Are you giving me an Arlington Goodbye???!!"
You: "Sooo.....your rating?"

by soullessbiker January 18, 2020

Coast Guard Goodbye

The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.

Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.

by Labia Puncher January 8, 2011

Goodbye Uncle Tom

RACISTS BEWARE: Goodbye Uncle Tom is a 1971 shockumentary film made by Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi in which they pretend to go back in time and "document" American slavery in the 19th century. It's been called the most vile film ever made. It includes rapes, castrations, young black girls dancing in the nude for possible male buyers.

It's nasty as shit, hard to sit through without vomiting, and yet, the most accurate depiction of slavery yet. Everything re-enacted in the movie is based on something that actually happened in history. Go check it out. It'll put you on your ass.

"I just watched Goodbye Uncle Tom. I need to go rinse my mouth out."

"All you racist dickwads should be forced to watch Goodbye Uncle Tom. It'll make you shut the fuck up."

by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012

Riverside-Goodbye

To exit a party, bar or other social gathering in a stealthy manner without saying goodbye to ones friends. Often done as a way of avoiding friends trying to prevent you from driving drunk or to escape a bad hookup.

Person 1: Dude what the fuck happened to you last night, we were all partying and then I noticed you were gone. What the fuck, you didn't even say goodbye.
Person 2: I was so wasted I had to give you all a riverside-goodbye.

by Machetti June 2, 2007

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by gaming time December 13, 2021

Goodbye Marathon

1. At the end of a phone conversation, both parties awkwardly say far too many goodbyes.

2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.

At the end of the conversation, we had a huge goodbye marathon:

You: "Okay bye"

Them: "later"

You: "Ciao"

Them: "Take care"

You: "Have a good day"

Them: "Until next time"

You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"

by SeeDaveJump April 2, 2010